League history CMPFFL
Manager · CMPFFL

David

11 completed seasons · 1× champion · robotnoises, David N.

Championships
1
2023
Runner-up
1
2021
3rd place
1
2022
Last place
1
2015
Playoff appearances
6 of 11
Playoff record 10-6
Seasons played
11
2015–2025
High-points titles
0
Most regular-season PF
Low-points seasons
0
Fewest regular-season PF
Regular-season H2H
73-75
.493 win pct · vs median 15-13
Points for / against
13,949.52
PA 13,941.62 · 94.25 PF per game
Best single week
146.30
2016 · Week 3 · vs Justin (133.78)
Worst single week
44.66
2019 · Week 12 · vs James (80.84)
Most wins against
11
Thomas — 11 wins (11-6)
Most losses against
14
Theodore — 14 losses (6-14)

Records count head-to-head games only; Sleeper-era games against the weekly league median are shown separately. Points for/against are regular season. Best and worst weeks include playoff and consolation games.

Results by year

Year Team Finish Record Seed PF PA Playoffs
2025 S Football Butt 6 5th / 10 10-4 (9-5 med) 3 div 1,395.96 1,263.04 Lost in quarterfinal
2024 S Football Butt 7th / 10 8-6 (6-8 med) — 1,254.46 1,252.48 Missed playoffs
2023 Y CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 1st / 10 6-8 5 1,366.10 1,376.64 Champion
2022 Y Football Butt 6 3rd / 10 10-4 3 1,360.22 1,270.86 3rd place
2021 Y Football Butt 5 2nd / 12 8-6 4 1,284.22 1,162.56 Runner-up
2020 Y Football Butt 4 4th / 10 6-7 6 1,354.32 1,388.18 Lost in semifinal
2019 Y Football Butt 3 9th / 12 5-8 — 1,101.66 1,093.96 Missed playoffs
2018 Y Football Butt 2 10th / 12 5-8 — 1,089.46 1,211.64 Missed playoffs
2017 Y Football Butt 8th / 12 5-8 — 1,106.62 1,143.16 Missed playoffs
2016 Y Foot ball 5th / 10 7-6 4 1,393.86 1,347.98 Lost in quarterfinal
2015 Y Foot ball 12th / 12 3-10 — 1,242.64 1,431.12 Missed playoffs Last

Newest first. Record is regular-season head-to-head; “med” is the separate weekly median game (Sleeper). Seed tags: div = top 2 in division by record, WC = points wild card. Finish: playoff places from the championship bracket; places for non-playoff teams and last place by regular-season record (lower PF breaks ties). Y = Yahoo, S = Sleeper.

Head-to-head

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vs Alisha 6-4
Overall vs Alisha
6-4
10 games · .600 win pct
Points for / against
884.20
vs 853.72 · avg 88.42–85.37
  • Regular season5-3 · 741.82–704.52 · avg 92.73–88.07
  • Playoffs—
  • Consolation1-1 · 142.38–149.20 · avg 71.19–74.60
Year Wk Type David Score Alisha Result Margin
2020 10 Regular Football Butt 4 70.40–56.66 Sunday Funday W +13.74
2020 1 Regular Football Butt 4 122.76–114.58 Sunday Funday W +8.18
2019 16 Consolation Football Butt 3 57.94–83.42 Sunday Funday L -25.48
2019 3 Regular Football Butt 3 94.54–54.20 Sunday Funday W +40.34
2018 12 Regular Football Butt 2 111.10–94.12 Sunday Funday W +16.98
2018 1 Regular Football Butt 2 79.98–107.94 Sunday Funday L -27.96
2017 16 Consolation Football Butt 84.44–65.78 Sunday Funday W +18.66
2017 8 Regular Football Butt 98.54–63.56 Sunday Funday W +34.98
2016 5 Regular Foot ball 91.82–94.06 Sunday Funday L -2.24
2015 9 Regular Foot ball 72.68–119.40 Sunday Funday L -46.72
vs April 8-9
Overall vs April
8-9
17 games · .471 win pct
Points for / against
1,605.32
vs 1,628.68 · avg 94.43–95.80
  • Regular season7-7 · 1,329.26–1,337.64 · avg 94.95–95.55
  • Playoffs1-1 · 192.44–182.28 · avg 96.22–91.14
  • Consolation0-1 · 83.62–108.76 · avg 83.62–108.76
Year Wk Type David Score April Result Margin
2025 16 Playoff Football Butt 6 94.82–81.12 Iron Flame, Iron Game W +13.70
2025 14 Regular Football Butt 6 123.74–77.70 Iron Flame, Iron Game W +46.04
2025 5 Regular Football Butt 6 121.84–100.32 Iron Flame, Iron Game W +21.52
2024 15 Consolation Football Butt 83.62–108.76 Swiftie 4 Life L -25.14
2024 10 Regular Football Butt 79.44–96.32 Swiftie 4 Life L -16.88
2024 1 Regular Football Butt 104.48–86.74 Swiftie 4 Life W +17.74
2023 14 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 113.34–89.36 Dance Mode W +23.98
2023 5 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 61.44–92.88 Dance Mode L -31.44
2022 16 Playoff Football Butt 6 97.62–101.16 Dance Mode L -3.54
2022 14 Regular Football Butt 6 62.18–68.88 Dance Mode L -6.70
2022 5 Regular Football Butt 6 113.96–108.50 Dance Mode W +5.46
2021 6 Regular Football Butt 5 121.80–68.36 Fancy Like W +53.44
2019 6 Regular Football Butt 3 75.92–75.36 No Gronk No Problem W +0.56
2018 7 Regular Football Butt 2 68.78–109.24 Be Stills My Heart L -40.46
2017 5 Regular Football Butt 84.70–111.74 Breezy Like Sun Morn L -27.04
2016 8 Regular Foot ball 100.78–140.42 Gronky Kong L -39.64
2015 4 Regular Foot ball 96.86–111.82 Victorious Secret L -14.96
vs Casie 10-7
Overall vs Casie
10-7
17 games · .588 win pct
Points for / against
1,639.32
vs 1,487.06 · avg 96.43–87.47
  • Regular season7-7 · 1,350.46–1,282.92 · avg 96.46–91.64
  • Playoffs2-0 · 174.36–140.86 · avg 87.18–70.43
  • Consolation1-0 · 114.50–63.28 · avg 114.50–63.28
Year Wk Type David Score Casie Result Margin
2025 8 Regular Football Butt 6 105.38–87.12 All Killer No Filler W +18.26
2024 6 Regular Football Butt 89.60–102.90 All Killer No Filler L -13.30
2023 16 Playoff CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 96.88–87.10 Futball is Liiiffee W +9.78
2023 10 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 126.06–66.76 Futball is Liiiffee W +59.30
2023 1 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 97.46–115.54 Futball is Liiiffee L -18.08
2022 10 Regular Football Butt 6 78.44–71.30 Chutney Chimps W +7.14
2022 1 Regular Football Butt 6 121.52–107.52 Chutney Chimps W +14.00
2021 15 Playoff Football Butt 5 77.48–53.76 Football is Life W +23.72
2021 4 Regular Football Butt 5 89.22–82.76 Football is Life W +6.46
2020 9 Regular Football Butt 4 137.44–84.28 Outlaws W +53.16
2019 13 Regular Football Butt 3 80.32–94.80 Girl Got Dis L -14.48
2019 2 Regular Football Butt 3 79.70–99.16 Girl Got Dis L -19.46
2018 14 Consolation Football Butt 2 114.50–63.28 Shameless W +51.22
2018 3 Regular Football Butt 2 58.56–94.14 Shameless L -35.58
2017 9 Regular Football Butt 100.04–77.12 Beastmode W +22.92
2016 6 Regular Foot ball 96.28–96.58 The Icebox L -0.30
2015 5 Regular Foot ball 90.44–102.94 The Icebox L -12.50
vs Donnie 1-3
Overall vs Donnie
1-3
4 games · .250 win pct
Points for / against
352.86
vs 389.56 · avg 88.21–97.39
  • Regular season1-3 · 352.86–389.56 · avg 88.21–97.39
  • Playoffs—
  • Consolation—
Year Wk Type David Score Donnie Result Margin
2021 5 Regular Football Butt 5 133.06–115.70 Thielen's Weak Ankles W +17.36
2019 5 Regular Football Butt 3 72.72–99.20 3rd Stringers L -26.48
2018 11 Regular Football Butt 2 77.38–86.88 3rd Stringers L -9.50
2017 11 Regular Football Butt 69.70–87.78 Like a Drum L -18.08
vs James 8-9
Overall vs James
8-9
17 games · .471 win pct
Points for / against
1,582.54
vs 1,575.50 · avg 93.09–92.68
  • Regular season8-9 · 1,582.54–1,575.50 · avg 93.09–92.68
  • Playoffs—
  • Consolation—
Year Wk Type David Score James Result Margin
2025 9 Regular Football Butt 6 113.60–94.86 Li’l Seb Ain’t So Little W +18.74
2024 11 Regular Football Butt 121.28–63.50 ESCAPE!!! Last… W +57.78
2024 2 Regular Football Butt 107.36–103.08 ESCAPE!!! Last… W +4.28
2023 11 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 89.26–97.80 USPS L -8.54
2023 2 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 130.30–95.70 USPS W +34.60
2022 13 Regular Football Butt 6 91.26–72.80 Ryan's Mystery Play Dates ;) W +18.46
2022 4 Regular Football Butt 6 107.18–90.30 Ryan's Mystery Play Dates ;) W +16.88
2021 12 Regular Football Butt 5 97.60–66.30 Baker Slayfield’s Dawg Pound W +31.30
2021 1 Regular Football Butt 5 99.50–100.92 Baker Slayfield’s Dawg Pound L -1.42
2020 8 Regular Football Butt 4 108.94–87.38 Penn Hills FC W +21.56
2019 12 Regular Football Butt 3 44.66–80.84 Chewin’🐻 N’ Cooin’🌼 L -36.18
2019 1 Regular Football Butt 3 94.66–109.34 Chewin’🐻 N’ Cooin’🌼 L -14.68
2018 6 Regular Football Butt 2 65.90–93.60 Senor Roca del Teddy L -27.70
2017 13 Regular Football Butt 80.60–125.26 James' Equipo L -44.66
2017 2 Regular Football Butt 68.96–79.14 James' Equipo L -10.18
2015 13 Regular Foot ball 84.98–124.60 Tottenham Hotspur L -39.62
2015 8 Regular Foot ball 76.50–90.08 Tottenham Hotspur L -13.58
vs Jason C 10-11
Overall vs Jason C
10-11
21 games · .476 win pct
Points for / against
1,923.82
vs 2,029.10 · avg 91.61–96.62
  • Regular season7-10 · 1,567.50–1,687.36 · avg 92.21–99.26
  • Playoffs3-0 · 302.32–252.66 · avg 100.77–84.22
  • Consolation0-1 · 54.00–89.08 · avg 54.00–89.08
Year Wk Type David Score Jason C Result Margin
2025 13 Regular Football Butt 6 76.56–93.50 End The Fed L -16.94
2025 4 Regular Football Butt 6 86.22–132.16 End The Fed L -45.94
2024 12 Regular Football Butt 54.32–82.76 Everybody Hurts L -28.44
2024 3 Regular Football Butt 68.40–105.24 Everybody Hurts L -36.84
2023 17 Playoff CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 112.84–91.60 Sparkle Motion W +21.24
2023 6 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 99.02–107.08 Sparkle Motion L -8.06
2022 17 Playoff Football Butt 6 68.28–59.10 Sparkle Motion W +9.18
2022 12 Regular Football Butt 6 117.64–101.60 Sparkle Motion W +16.04
2022 3 Regular Football Butt 6 97.36–80.80 Sparkle Motion W +16.56
2021 14 Regular Football Butt 5 67.90–54.62 Make America Florida W +13.28
2021 3 Regular Football Butt 5 66.64–95.08 Make America Florida L -28.44
2020 14 Playoff Football Butt 4 121.20–101.96 Anybody but Teddy 20 W +19.24
2020 13 Regular Football Butt 4 126.40–119.24 Anybody but Teddy 20 W +7.16
2020 4 Regular Football Butt 4 140.32–101.20 Anybody but Teddy 20 W +39.12
2019 8 Regular Football Butt 3 96.90–119.78 Anybody but Teddy 19 L -22.88
2018 15 Consolation Football Butt 2 54.00–89.08 You Just Got Jammed L -35.08
2018 9 Regular Football Butt 2 63.88–89.60 You Just Got Jammed L -25.72
2017 3 Regular Football Butt 88.62–99.26 Great Again! L -10.64
2016 13 Regular Foot ball 106.02–112.36 Former Champion L -6.34
2016 4 Regular Foot ball 89.86–82.24 Former Champion W +7.62
2015 7 Regular Foot ball 121.44–110.84 Stay Trippy W +10.60
vs Jason S 0-1
Overall vs Jason S
0-1
1 games · .000 win pct
Points for / against
84.50
vs 106.10 · avg 84.50–106.10
  • Regular season0-1 · 84.50–106.10 · avg 84.50–106.10
  • Playoffs—
  • Consolation—
Year Wk Type David Score Jason S Result Margin
2015 2 Regular Foot ball 84.50–106.10 TRE L -21.60
vs Jason W 8-7
Overall vs Jason W
8-7
15 games · .533 win pct
Points for / against
1,395.72
vs 1,292.80 · avg 93.05–86.19
  • Regular season8-5 · 1,252.98–1,105.74 · avg 96.38–85.06
  • Playoffs—
  • Consolation0-2 · 142.74–187.06 · avg 71.37–93.53
Year Wk Type David Score Jason W Result Margin
2025 11 Regular Football Butt 6 71.44–58.60 House of Dank W +12.84
2025 2 Regular Football Butt 6 101.10–61.64 House of Dank W +39.46
2024 14 Regular Football Butt 97.10–67.42 House of Dank W +29.68
2024 5 Regular Football Butt 102.60–101.72 House of Dank W +0.88
2023 9 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 61.14–99.36 Joey Freshwater L -38.22
2022 6 Regular Football Butt 6 79.86–97.44 Joey Freshwater L -17.58
2021 11 Regular Football Butt 5 82.44–108.50 Joey Freshwater L -26.06
2020 5 Regular Football Butt 4 97.52–105.20 Joey Freshwater L -7.68
2019 9 Regular Football Butt 3 100.54–102.10 Joey Freshwater L -1.56
2018 10 Regular Football Butt 2 126.26–66.52 Joey Freshwater W +59.74
2017 15 Consolation Football Butt 58.72–75.98 Joey Freshwater L -17.26
2017 10 Regular Football Butt 100.08–53.40 Joey Freshwater W +46.68
2016 9 Regular Foot ball 107.00–68.54 ⚡️Red Lightning⚡️ W +38.46
2015 14 Consolation Foot ball 84.02–111.08 ⚡️Red Lightning⚡️ L -27.06
2015 6 Regular Foot ball 125.90–115.30 ⚡️Red Lightning⚡️ W +10.60
vs Justin 10-7
Overall vs Justin
10-7
17 games · .588 win pct
Points for / against
1,620.54
vs 1,666.76 · avg 95.33–98.04
  • Regular season7-6 · 1,242.96–1,274.08 · avg 95.61–98.01
  • Playoffs—
  • Consolation3-1 · 377.58–392.68 · avg 94.40–98.17
Year Wk Type David Score Justin Result Margin
2025 10 Regular Football Butt 6 103.68–133.20 Mediocre Bad Guys L -29.52
2025 1 Regular Football Butt 6 94.18–86.24 Mediocre Bad Guys W +7.94
2024 16 Consolation Football Butt 82.82–123.02 Mediocre Bad Guys L -40.20
2024 9 Regular Football Butt 70.50–90.36 Mediocre Bad Guys L -19.86
2023 7 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 99.88–76.06 Mediocre Bad Guys W +23.82
2022 7 Regular Football Butt 6 108.00–84.12 Mediocre Bad Guys W +23.88
2021 9 Regular Football Butt 5 83.48–61.88 Border Patrol W +21.60
2020 7 Regular Football Butt 4 78.62–90.20 Antifa 4 Life L -11.58
2019 14 Consolation Football Butt 3 73.90–64.00 Mighty Shrimps W +9.90
2019 11 Regular Football Butt 3 84.74–49.56 Mighty Shrimps W +35.18
2018 16 Consolation Football Butt 2 98.44–90.38 Mighty Shrimps W +8.06
2018 4 Regular Football Butt 2 76.12–116.48 Mighty Shrimps L -40.36
2017 7 Regular Football Butt 100.80–127.60 Mighty Shrimps L -26.80
2016 12 Regular Foot ball 95.90–125.46 Mighty Shrimps L -29.56
2016 3 Regular Foot ball 146.30–133.78 Mighty Shrimps W +12.52
2015 15 Consolation Foot ball 122.42–115.28 Mighty Shrimps W +7.14
2015 10 Regular Foot ball 100.76–99.14 Mighty Shrimps W +1.62
vs Ryan 9-9
Overall vs Ryan
9-9
18 games · .500 win pct
Points for / against
1,717.18
vs 1,716.94 · avg 95.40–95.39
  • Regular season7-6 · 1,204.52–1,192.54 · avg 92.66–91.73
  • Playoffs2-3 · 512.66–524.40 · avg 102.53–104.88
  • Consolation—
Year Wk Type David Score Ryan Result Margin
2025 15 Playoff Football Butt 6 93.64–96.48 Pay Me What You Owe Me L -2.84
2025 7 Regular Football Butt 6 88.30–103.32 Pay Me What You Owe Me L -15.02
2024 7 Regular Football Butt 87.90–68.04 The Flying Buttockses W +19.86
2023 15 Playoff CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 126.74–119.96 Overwhelming Surplus of Digity W +6.78
2023 8 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 108.32–93.98 Overwhelming Surplus of Digity W +14.34
2022 9 Regular Football Butt 6 89.80–63.12 Deferent Whales W +26.68
2021 17 Playoff Football Butt 5 83.04–109.84 The Earls of Risk L -26.80
2021 13 Regular Football Butt 5 85.62–119.40 The Earls of Risk L -33.78
2021 2 Regular Football Butt 5 95.58–101.32 The Earls of Risk L -5.74
2020 16 Playoff Football Butt 4 105.54–112.52 Wet Tenders L -6.98
2020 12 Regular Football Butt 4 74.04–131.96 Wet Tenders L -57.92
2020 3 Regular Football Butt 4 97.02–134.30 Wet Tenders L -37.28
2019 7 Regular Football Butt 3 98.66–42.94 AAF All-Stars W +55.72
2018 5 Regular Football Butt 2 92.70–79.12 Blame It On the CTE W +13.58
2017 4 Regular Football Butt 65.48–80.68 Gunslingers L -15.20
2016 15 Playoff Foot ball 103.70–85.60 Gostkowski Incident W +18.10
2016 11 Regular Foot ball 95.58–87.70 Gostkowski Incident W +7.88
2016 2 Regular Foot ball 125.52–86.66 Gostkowski Incident W +38.86
vs Shannon 0-1
Overall vs Shannon
0-1
1 games · .000 win pct
Points for / against
80.12
vs 88.64 · avg 80.12–88.64
  • Regular season0-1 · 80.12–88.64 · avg 80.12–88.64
  • Playoffs—
  • Consolation—
Year Wk Type David Score Shannon Result Margin
2015 11 Regular Foot ball 80.12–88.64 shannon's Swag Team L -8.52
vs Shelly 1-0
Overall vs Shelly
1-0
1 games · 1.000 win pct
Points for / against
81.20
vs 47.44 · avg 81.20–47.44
  • Regular season1-0 · 81.20–47.44 · avg 81.20–47.44
  • Playoffs—
  • Consolation—
Year Wk Type David Score Shelly Result Margin
2021 7 Regular Football Butt 5 81.20–47.44 Mahomes Go Home W +33.76
vs Theodore 6-14
Overall vs Theodore
6-14
20 games · .300 win pct
Points for / against
1,884.52
vs 2,066.56 · avg 94.23–103.33
  • Regular season5-12 · 1,603.78–1,772.60 · avg 94.34–104.27
  • Playoffs1-1 · 229.82–191.98 · avg 114.91–95.99
  • Consolation0-1 · 50.92–101.98 · avg 50.92–101.98
Year Wk Type David Score Theodore Result Margin
2025 6 Regular Football Butt 6 91.66–74.42 Fellas With Attitudes W +17.24
2024 8 Regular Football Butt 77.20–109.28 Mertle's Acres Junkyard L -32.08
2023 13 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 88.42–128.44 Get Crazy with the Cheez Whiz L -40.02
2023 4 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 97.74–115.90 Get Crazy with the Cheez Whiz L -18.16
2022 15 Playoff Football Butt 6 129.50–81.82 Bow to Your Sensei W +47.68
2022 8 Regular Football Butt 6 101.40–105.60 Bow to Your Sensei L -4.20
2021 8 Regular Football Butt 5 73.78–83.88 Triple Pumper L -10.10
2020 11 Regular Football Butt 4 100.94–124.08 Tickle My Pickleball L -23.14
2020 2 Regular Football Butt 4 109.40–145.48 Tickle My Pickleball L -36.08
2019 15 Consolation Football Butt 3 50.92–101.98 Sex Panther L -51.06
2019 4 Regular Football Butt 3 74.08–99.70 Sex Panther L -25.62
2018 13 Regular Football Butt 2 98.12–71.06 Rodeo Clowns W +27.06
2018 2 Regular Football Butt 2 93.22–85.24 Rodeo Clowns W +7.98
2017 12 Regular Football Butt 85.18–96.18 Killer Tofu L -11.00
2017 1 Regular Football Butt 86.98–73.28 Killer Tofu W +13.70
2016 14 Playoff Foot ball 100.32–110.16 More Like Borophyll L -9.84
2016 10 Regular Foot ball 127.76–118.96 More Like Borophyll W +8.80
2016 1 Regular Foot ball 95.82–114.94 More Like Borophyll L -19.12
2015 12 Regular Foot ball 104.04–107.50 It's Business Time L -3.46
2015 1 Regular Foot ball 98.04–118.66 It's Business Time L -20.62
vs Thomas 11-6
Overall vs Thomas
11-6
17 games · .647 win pct
Points for / against
1,723.98
vs 1,554.22 · avg 101.41–91.42
  • Regular season10-5 · 1,475.02–1,376.98 · avg 98.33–91.80
  • Playoffs1-1 · 248.96–177.24 · avg 124.48–88.62
  • Consolation—
Year Wk Type David Score Thomas Result Margin
2025 12 Regular Football Butt 6 123.76–87.04 Ctrl Alt Delete W +36.72
2025 3 Regular Football Butt 6 94.50–72.92 Ctrl Alt Delete W +21.58
2024 13 Regular Football Butt 107.10–90.14 The Hiskabirds W +16.96
2024 4 Regular Football Butt 87.18–84.98 The Hiskabirds W +2.20
2023 12 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 88.22–117.76 Sticky Bandits L -29.54
2023 3 Regular CHAMPIONSHIP BUTT 105.50–80.02 Sticky Bandits W +25.48
2022 11 Regular Football Butt 6 93.06–133.80 Sticky Bandits L -40.74
2022 2 Regular Football Butt 6 98.56–85.08 Sticky Bandits W +13.48
2021 16 Playoff Football Butt 5 144.14–66.10 Sticky Bandits W +78.04
2021 10 Regular Football Butt 5 106.40–56.40 Sticky Bandits W +50.00
2020 15 Playoff Football Butt 4 104.82–111.14 Scary Good L -6.32
2020 6 Regular Football Butt 4 90.52–93.62 Scary Good L -3.10
2019 10 Regular Football Butt 3 104.22–66.98 99 Problems W +37.24
2018 8 Regular Football Butt 2 77.46–117.70 Last Strike U L -40.24
2017 6 Regular Football Butt 76.94–68.16 Last Strike U W +8.78
2016 7 Regular Foot ball 115.22–86.28 Hyde yo kids W +28.94
2015 3 Regular Foot ball 106.38–136.10 The Suh-tang Clan L -29.72

Real head-to-head games only (Sleeper weekly median games excluded). Playoff = championship bracket; consolation games listed separately. Newest first.